Archive for March, 2015

Here Are The 25 Best Photobombs Ever Caught On Camera

Sunday, March 29th, 2015:

There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor. Army had half a day. That’s why you always leave a note! Exit Strategy There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn’t date magicians. Say goodbye to these, because it’s the last time! Marry me. Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right. I care deeply for nature. Amigos No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I’ve opened […] Read More →

These Beauty Ingredients From The Past Could Actually Kill You. This Was Okay?

Sunday, March 29th, 2015:

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? Tell them I hate them. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. The Honking Hey, guess what you’re accessories to. I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Actually, that’s still true. Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. Meh. Yeah, lots of people did. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Bender, this […] Read More →

Listen To “The Piano Guys” Take You Through 50 Years Of Batman

Thursday, March 26th, 2015:

What?! The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands. In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. I’m trying not to, kid. Jedi Academy Don’t act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren’t on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone. Hey, Luke! May the Force be with you. What!? As you wish. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get […] Read More →

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